Hi, my name is Teethy-Face.  I’m a ferocious beast who likes to eat sweet potatoes, throw rocks at glass houses, and read poetry about plums (William Carlos Williams, anyone?).  I was born in a classroom, during a lecture about contemporary British literature, but now I’m going global via tumblr.  You should follow me because my life is infinitely more interesting than yours.  Feel free to live vicariously through me.